Computer! Hello, Computer!

More random bizarreness.

• "Become one of the low rates" Doesn't sound too pleasant.
• "Latest operation system for your computer requires less presently!"
• "S0mething's !eaking inside your cOmputer"
• "Growing company ignored by Wall Street" I diagnose social anxiety disorder. Paxil, anyone?

I forgot what I was going to say

To make up for not posting yesterday from the 300+ spams I got since last Thursday, here are a couple of extras for your enjoyment. If I had to categorize these (which I don't) I'd label this post "generally weird crap".

• "DOnt fOrget y0ur address" Don't worry, my mind is like a... umm... what was the question?
• "Execute and maintain a reaction." I thought this one was funny when I first saw it, but I'm ambivalent now. What do you think?
• "hot news flash..." Must be a reaction to the dangers of HRT...
• "My V,!,C*O'D'.N ES are killing me" Mine, too.
• "Notice anything weird lately?" OMG, SPACE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY PC!!! Nope, I got nothing...

This film is not yet rated

Wow, it's surprising how many posts I've managed to do without having something sex-related... Well, that ends today.

• "Watch my Impotence receptors" I have no idea what this means - it just sounds funny.
• "The day of recknoning has come." Are you threatening me?
• "Altoids vending can be yours" Sounds like a good business proposition. What's the ROI?

America is a land of immigrants

Apparently a lot of spammers don't realize that their largest audience alreadly lives in the USA.

• "50,000 people and their families will live and work in the USA" I guess the rest of us had better just go back "home".
• "Double Chances for Married People to win the Green Card" But you can't win if you don't play.

The truth is out there

Tonight, on 60 Minutes:

• "The Shocking Truth About How To Buy Rolex Watches & Louis Vuitton Bags At A Fraction Of The Cost" I can hardly contain myself.
• "completely differed phram" I'm not sure I would even realize if my phram was completely differed.
• "Experience the wave of super market on PC programs." Because every time I'm at Kroger, I check out their software selection...

Doctor, doctor! It hurts when I do this!

I never wanted to be a doctor when I grew up.

• "You can be a nurse or doctor." See above.
• "Hey amigo- do you need a doctor." Are you asking me or telling me? Because my back really hurts today. Got some meds for me?
• "King of Pharmacy orcg." Oh, king, eh? Very nice. Well, I didn't vote for you.

Hey, I'm in software, too!

Happy Maewyn Succat Day! Here's some spam!

• "Lone our firm could advise you another software merely at a small price."
• "Nm Say nill to pricey PC program. Get ddiscount ones onlline." Does this guy have sticky keys?

Limited time offer

A couple of retail-related subjects.

• "Better prices this week only" Next week they revert to worse.
• "Winter Special - Buy 1 and Get 1!" Watch out for the spring special, however - buy 2 and get 0.

At the risk of upsetting our current clientele

For your viewing pleasure, a couple of highlights from today.

• "Fully Up-to-date Viagra Pr0 --- the good founding of the modern year." Wow, Viagra Pr0! My modern year needs the good founding.
• "Preview our upcoming monthly hot pick before subscribers." So what's the benefit of being a subscriber, if you're never the first to know?

Do you suffer from...

I just had to share this one, even though I don't normally post on weekends.

• "Accolate used for the prevention and long term treatment of asthma fist."

A blast from the past

Just because I can, here is a list of some "highlight" subjects over the past few months.

• "now that I am coot acid" I know you are, but what???
• "NEVER BE SICK AGAIN!!!" It made me physically ill just looking at it.
• This one is actually the "from" name on the message. "Toang Escobar". Now there's an interesting family history.
• "Erika is the right man for the job."
• "We are the best Jthompson." So far the best Jthompson I know is Jeff, and there's only one of him. Thank God.
• "fly is really annoying with too much fat ignition." I just don't know what to say about this one.
• "You can transform to the first individual for your girlfriend."
• "Dell the medicines together If your medical doctor or dentist suggests." I hate it when people verb nouns.

Four for the price of one!

Many days I only find one or two subjects worth posting. However, today (the inaugural for SpamSense) finds us with four.

• "Award: We are waiting for your nomination." So I can nominate anyone I want? How about... me?
• "We resolve to present you utterly new model of Ikepod wrist watches. Fantabulous discount for our clients." I guess if you're not a client, you have to pay the regular, non-fantabulous price.
• "Hands up if you want savvings on PC operation system as well."
• "Women change your life." Well, duh.