Medical miracles abound.

• "Get Energetic!" Only after my morning coffee...
• "I found something!" You better talk to that guy from a couple weeks ago who had everything.
• "macassar Merthiolate is a mix of Skin Moisturizing, a narcotic opiate" Wow, there's just nothing quite like skin moisturizer that makes you high.
• "No more pain for your slow PC." My PC is in gigahurts.
• "Professional Home Loans in 24 hours." My house is trying to maintain amateur status.
• "Re: drool Sodium Silicate Miscell" Mmmm, tasty.