Red alert! Shields up!

• "depress and over fatigue makes you FAT!" And being fat makes you depressed and over fatigued... It's a vicious cycle!
• "Improve/Enhance your mentation"
• "Men with gigantic engines kmiller! (fwd)" I prefer NASCAR.
• "NEW: Male impotence party pack... OVER 80% off!" Woohoo! Print the invitations!
• "No more waking up in the middle of the night & feels energetic in the morning" I hate it when I feels energetic in the morning.
• "Stimulate your sex life! walk" Who knew that was all it took?
• "Woww..8o% 0ff Galactic_bananna" mmmm.... galactic_banana....