I'm confused...

Wouldn't the world be much better if we all just understood one another?

• "Be with a dependable provider and have best services" I don't even WANT to guess what they're selling.
• "Smell gene may help ward off mosquitos" - though it never helped Uncle Ernie.
• "Solve your debt dilemma the Christian way" How about the Shakespearean way? "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." (Hamlet)
• "With least possible expense to have best ever computer disc"