Doctor, doctor! It hurts when I do this!

I never wanted to be a doctor when I grew up.

• "You can be a nurse or doctor." See above.
• "Hey amigo- do you need a doctor." Are you asking me or telling me? Because my back really hurts today. Got some meds for me?
• "King of Pharmacy orcg." Oh, king, eh? Very nice. Well, I didn't vote for you.