Four for the price of one!

Many days I only find one or two subjects worth posting. However, today (the inaugural for SpamSense) finds us with four.

• "Award: We are waiting for your nomination." So I can nominate anyone I want? How about... me?
• "We resolve to present you utterly new model of Ikepod wrist watches. Fantabulous discount for our clients." I guess if you're not a client, you have to pay the regular, non-fantabulous price.
• "Hands up if you want savvings on PC operation system as well."
• "Women change your life." Well, duh.