I forgot what I was going to say

To make up for not posting yesterday from the 300+ spams I got since last Thursday, here are a couple of extras for your enjoyment. If I had to categorize these (which I don't) I'd label this post "generally weird crap".

• "DOnt fOrget y0ur address" Don't worry, my mind is like a... umm... what was the question?
• "Execute and maintain a reaction." I thought this one was funny when I first saw it, but I'm ambivalent now. What do you think?
• "hot news flash..." Must be a reaction to the dangers of HRT...
• "My V,!,C*O'D'.N ES are killing me" Mine, too.
• "Notice anything weird lately?" OMG, SPACE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER MY PC!!! Nope, I got nothing...