In a bad mood, are we?

Today's spam post brought to you by the number pi and the letter pi.

• "Are you a winner? come and prove it!" Prove I'm not a winner.
• "DO YOU OWN A Computer?" Stop shouting! And yes, yes I do.
• "Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up" Deep, very deep.
• "Don't go round the bend" Wow, even deeper.
• "LowestRatesIn41Years. Don't you generally like cooking?" Thought you could sneak that one by me, eh?
• "Please confirm everything" Yep, absolutely.
• "Software 3000 disgruntle"