Saturday, November 05, 2005

But wait, there's more!

Well, after a hiatus of several months, here are a few goodies hand-selected just for you. And apologies in advance for the first item...
  • "ALL women love a huge penis trailside mix" I like granola
  • "cheeky One A Day" You CANNOT be talking about the vitamins
  • "Compare your options for studying online for BA, BS, Masters" Like, the golf tournament? I thought that required practice...
  • "Do you like to smoke? Do you like music?" That's right, for a limited time only, it's "Songs of the Smoker", featuring that wild reggae smash hit, "Cough and Wheeze" (apologies to Whose Line Is It Anyway?)
  • "Go turnon by oracle poser" Sounds like a DBA insult
  • "Hard Like Rock get" Apparently Yoda writes spam subjects now
  • "It's time to Refill michelangelo" I don't know how to tell you this, but... he's dead
  • "Putting The Bull in 'Bull Market'"
  • "your life boring? well then become a cop" I just want to... SING!