Medical miracles abound.
- "Get Energetic!" Only after my morning coffee...
- "I found something!" You better talk to that guy from a couple weeks ago who had everything.
- "macassar Merthiolate is a mix of Skin Moisturizing, a narcotic opiate" Wow, there's just nothing quite like skin moisturizer that makes you high.
- "No more pain for your slow PC." My PC is in gigahurts.
- "Professional Home Loans in 24 hours." My house is trying to maintain amateur status.
- "Re: drool Sodium Silicate Miscell" Mmmm, tasty.
In a bad mood, are we?
Today's spam post brought to you by the number pi and the letter pi.- "Are you a winner? come and prove it!" Prove I'm not a winner.
- "DO YOU OWN A Computer?" Stop shouting! And yes, yes I do.
- "Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up" Deep, very deep.
- "Don't go round the bend" Wow, even deeper.
- "LowestRatesIn41Years. Don't you generally like cooking?" Thought you could sneak that one by me, eh?
- "Please confirm everything" Yep, absolutely.
- "Software 3000 disgruntle"
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Too much spam and not enough time in a day...- "Also good like colophoned characteristics at unbranded cost!" I like my colophoned characteristics branded, thank you very much.
- "ammeter watershed ball can"
- "dragoon sunspot casey booty"
- "Imagine there's no fat" No need for greed or hunger. I think John Lennon's got this one covered...
- "Re: brutal IV Prep Wipes" The next time you're getting an IV, ask for the brutal prep wipes.
- "We have Everything" I'm pretty sure I've got something around here somewhere...
- "Wow soft tab now stricken"
It's too late now.
Spam spam spam wonderful spam!!!- "Beat the energy game" Apparently I've been playing the game all wrong.
- "Help methods in sex is as important as need of food"
- "hot stock tip. News letter Simian _Savants <" What is it with spam and monkeys?
- "PENSALO!!! THINK ABOUT THIS!!! ZLRVFIZIPW" Whatever you do, DO NOT think about elephants!
- "Surpesfat dielrvey"
- "The reason why more people is happy nowdays." Ignorant, but happy...
- "Unlock Money Locked up in your house" Just in case you lose the key to your lockbox.
- "You needed this" but not anymore.