Hail to the Chef!

As the Bush era closes and another election draws near, we pause to consider the impact of a certain former president upon our national psyche.

• "Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!" - And I bet George Boosh uses Packsil.
• "I never think I will help me that much mathematical"
• "No awkward dooctor visits." - It wasn't that awkward until you called him "dooctor"...
• "Soma - only now Clinton"
• "Wanna drop 20 lbs on us?" - Only 20? Where can I drop it? Hey, hold still!
• "We called you 5 times antecedent's denouement" - I don't answer to that any longer.