Medical miracles abound.

• "Get Energetic!" Only after my morning coffee...
• "I found something!" You better talk to that guy from a couple weeks ago who had everything.
• "macassar Merthiolate is a mix of Skin Moisturizing, a narcotic opiate" Wow, there's just nothing quite like skin moisturizer that makes you high.
• "No more pain for your slow PC." My PC is in gigahurts.
• "Professional Home Loans in 24 hours." My house is trying to maintain amateur status.
• "Re: drool Sodium Silicate Miscell" Mmmm, tasty.

In a bad mood, are we?

Today's spam post brought to you by the number pi and the letter pi.

• "Are you a winner? come and prove it!" Prove I'm not a winner.
• "DO YOU OWN A Computer?" Stop shouting! And yes, yes I do.
• "Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up" Deep, very deep.
• "Don't go round the bend" Wow, even deeper.
• "LowestRatesIn41Years. Don't you generally like cooking?" Thought you could sneak that one by me, eh?
• "Please confirm everything" Yep, absolutely.
• "Software 3000 disgruntle"

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Too much spam and not enough time in a day...

• "Also good like colophoned characteristics at unbranded cost!" I like my colophoned characteristics branded, thank you very much.
• "ammeter watershed ball can"
• "dragoon sunspot casey booty"
• "Imagine there's no fat" No need for greed or hunger. I think John Lennon's got this one covered...
• "Re: brutal IV Prep Wipes" The next time you're getting an IV, ask for the brutal prep wipes.
• "We have Everything" I'm pretty sure I've got something around here somewhere...
• "Wow soft tab now stricken"

It's too late now.

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• "Beat the energy game" Apparently I've been playing the game all wrong.
• "Help methods in sex is as important as need of food"
• "hot stock tip. News letter Simian _Savants <" What is it with spam and monkeys?
• "PENSALO!!! THINK ABOUT THIS!!! ZLRVFIZIPW" Whatever you do, DO NOT think about elephants!
• "Surpesfat dielrvey"
• "The reason why more people is happy nowdays." Ignorant, but happy...
• "Unlock Money Locked up in your house" Just in case you lose the key to your lockbox.
• "You needed this" but not anymore.